Rural Dictionary

cabbage patch

A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.

1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...

by Alotafagina May 4, 2006

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Basically, a facial hair feature that resembles a Hitler mustache that migrated south, but otherwise having little to no relation to the genocidal fascist dictator, and not at all necessarily bad or evil. Opinions upon the soul patch can vary widely from person to person. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't necessarily have to mean or indicate anything.

Woman 1: "Why are you dating that creep? He's got that weird tuft of hair below his lower lip..."*shudders*
Woman 2: "I actually think the whole soul patch thing is kinda sexy."

I wouldn't be caught dead, dying, or undead wearing that stupid square "soul patch" crap above my chin.

by 1pro3u September 21, 2013

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donkey patch

West Indian term to describe a woman's vagina with hair.

Man, that ho has one hairy donkey patch

by Randall Rolling February 7, 2008

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Cabbage Patch

A Highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as 'Rose'. Dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are Rank!
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.

Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.

The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.

Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!

by SproggleBump July 18, 2010

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