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When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
Hands of a man that has clearly never used them for work. Very soft and most generally small.
After Brad closed the deal with a handshake, the client couldn’t help but notice he had bitch-paws.
A man’s hands that are soft and appear to have never been used for work. Usually small hands too.
When Brad showed the offer to his customers, they quickly noticed his soft bitch paws.
A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.
My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.
When tape is placed uner the paws of cat for the amusement of humans.
Mr.Whiskers: "What's with the funny walk?"
Mittens: "Damn humans and their sticky-paws!!!"
When you wipe ejaculate From your hand/hands (I’f you’re giving a double handi) on and around your mouth / face after giving a handjob.
My girl kitten pawed all over here face after I busted a nut in her hand. Best handjob ever
The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.
((Lyrical potential))
The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.