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A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.
This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.
This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.
an animals foot/hand that has poop on it
oh god no, he's trying to touch me with his poop paws!
When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
A man’s hands that are soft and appear to have never been used for work. Usually small hands too.
When Brad showed the offer to his customers, they quickly noticed his soft bitch paws.
Hands of a man that has clearly never used them for work. Very soft and most generally small.
After Brad closed the deal with a handshake, the client couldn’t help but notice he had bitch-paws.
A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.
My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.
Similar to Camel Toe. Large, hairy, puffy vagina that is well defined through pants and appears to be very hungry.
"Hey man, did you see the Thunder Paw on that chick? It was eating her pants!"