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When two guys go on a date/hangout with girls 1 year or more younger than them.
Yo Bob did you hear that Jack and Grant went on a Pedo Twoman with two Freshman? They are whole ass Seniors!!!
Wen you tend to like/ date ppl old enough to be your child/ parent
A.1 Dude this lady has pedo tendency. Like I’m young enough to be her son. But she keeps hitting me up.
Pedo Pan was a very honourable person but soon hit the friendzone.
R.I.P Pedo Pan 2017
'OMG, Pedo Pan has just been friendzoned!'
one up from ur aunt ase
when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*
Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
Mankind Against Pedos: Is a based person who is advocating against the indoctrination of the cult of pedofilia (Lgtv community) and against people who defend pedophiles or are pedophiles.
Mankind Against Pedos: All pedos should be thrown into a woodchipper feet first!
Beta cuck with pronouns and who defends pedos: NO, they're humans too and they deserve a second chance!
Mankind Against Pedos: oops threw you into a woodchipper and it was definitely accidentally ;)
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A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids
Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.