Pen Jacked

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.

"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

Pen shifting

When a man (namely chris) performs sex acts with numerous other men. - Pen shifting

Chris: OMG i did some amazing pen shifting last night

zebra pen

A pen that cheap kids take apart and turn into a one hitter. It has a steel tip that is used as the bowl.

Bro buy a zebra pen so we can smoke.

drunk pen

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...

pen touch

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

pen popped

the sensational feeling after using a dab pen when feelings of arousal appear

“bro i smoked w david and we were so pen popped”

Cat Pen

A pen with cat faces on it, opposite of a dog pencil

Hey, can you pass that cat pen over there?