Valerie Pen

Valerie is a type of girl who loves to play around, she is kind and moody, all around she is a type of girl who can be just like a mermaid but then a flaming demon, Perverted too, she has many sides and many storied and the man in her life, better watch out. She is a rebel too some may call her the devil and those are all true so watch out when you met a Valerie she is nice but don't get her mad!! and Over dramatic is a understatement!!!

Why do you have to be such a Valerie Pen?
Valerie Pen is something you shouldn't be!!!

Blendy Pens

when two males sword fight and they connect tips, they must push forward until one mans sword inverts creating a blendy pen.

Did you hear John and Matthew played blendy pens. Yeah I guess johns trans now

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

doink pen

A wax pen / weed pen / marijuana inhalation device

Gets you totally doinked.

"ay bro, can i hit your doink pen?"

reefer pen

A vape thats filled with that funny stuff. Also known as a dab pen.

Hey, wanna hit of this reefer pen? It’ll make ya feel real good.

Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix

drunk pen

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...