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A strip of tire recap that flew off a semi truck lying on the berm tread side up appearing as an alligator skin.
Wow! Check out that Pennsylvania alligator, must be six feet long!
A town in Pennsylvania that is half condemned, half burned, but full of meth-head Hispanics. The town economy is based on food stamps and government handouts. Trash litters every street as latin-American music can be heard on every street.
Shenandoah Pennsylvania is a crappy cesspool of Hispanics.
a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.
When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.
"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT
When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
I know man, its that western pennsylvania curse.
When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!