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Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.
I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.
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While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.
Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
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When in the act of having sex the male pulls out, ejaculates on to the females face then throws a hand full of sand at her face.
It was so awesome, last night I gave my now ex-girlfriend a persian cinnamon roll.
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A vacant parking spot that is among the closest to the entrance of a destination location.
This parking lot is full, but I hope I can find a Persian Parking spot.
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The act of putting your toes in a girls vagina while at the dinner table. It is not a true Persian under toe unless the girl is wearing a skirt with panties pulled to the side.
I was at Thanksgiving with my girlfriend's parents and I totally gave her a Persian under toe.
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When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
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Ear Sex. The act of having sex with the ear canal.
Arya gave Lauren a persian pool party and now she is deaf in one ear.
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