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Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.
Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.
A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.
Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.
Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.
You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .
A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.
Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.
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An expression used to show disbelief or disgust.
Geezy Pete it sure is hot out here!
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When a person Farts real loud he then blames a person named Pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.
Wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half shit and half gas fart then He yells " Hello Pete". Alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound
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In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
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