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A thirteen year old girl that acts like a newborn and she has elf ears. She also likes her cat, sometimes. Watch out she punches. Certified bad ass. Also referred to as: plankton, PlayStation, plantation, poker, pollypocket, Plato, pet, pinnapple
A nigga u hate for no fucking reason.
Peyton Allen Yo, fuck that nigga Peyton idk why but fuck him
A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
a bitch that dates black girls and cheats on people
Peyton Holcomb is a good friend. He’s always sweet to his friends, and only wants the best for people. He thinks he is annoying, when in reality he’s one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He loves his girlfriend a lot, and gets teased quite a bit. Overall, Peyton is a good friend to have. He also like Taco Bell.
Taylor: I miss Peyton Holcomb! He’s the best boyfriend ever.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.
Peytons are often very funny people and love to talk. They are often confident with theirselves and love to express their opinion. Peytons are often akward at times but in a way that makes them funny. Peytons are the best at the thing they do like sports, videogames, school and even vape tricks. They are often confused with being high even when completely sober. You never want to get on their bad side they often seek revenge and wont tolerate stupid bitches.
Peyton is OP and when he's mad he'll beat someone. When someone's bullying he'll beat them. Peyton is really nice ,too, but don't get on his bad side or else you'll face the consequences.
Peyton is the greatest and is my savior.