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wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is a rare and diplomatic phobia/syndrome which occurs in 4 in 50 people. people with this phobia cannot be cured. it causes them to be violent and maybe even commit sooeside and mass killings from the anger they face. if you see the monster wadoom, RUN.
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“oh no my wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is flaring up!”
Known as antimeme-phobia where people would freak out or even have a stroke after seeing/hearing a meme.
Kate: Oh John look at that stop sign its a bit SUSsy isnt it?
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*
Having almost every phobia ever to exist
I have ultra phobia!
Pussy retards who piss themselves in fear over the mere glimpse of a gun, most commonly liberals. These people typically either work for schools or in the U.S. government, and usually wear diapers all day long in the off chance they come across someone carrying one.
They typically are of the childish mindset that anyone carrying a gun or buying a gun must be a school shooter, and are in no means buying a gun for sport, self defense, open carry, concealed carry, hunting etc. and HAVE to have malicious intent behind doing so. Usually these people neglect both reasoning and firearm logic so they can push their 'feelings' and 'emotions' onto other people, being fearful over things on guns that add no practicality whatsoever like a vertical grip on a shotgun.
"Bro, that person was an absolute Gun-Phobic. Don't bring him to the range ever again,"
The man had major Gun-Phobia because he shit his pants over seeing a Glock on some ones waistband for self defense.
The fear of a receding hairline before the age of 18, could be used to describe people who LeBron has dunked on.
The other day I saw Kevin Garnett shopping at savers and suddenly he broke out into a cold sweat...I think he has LeBron-a-phobia.
The fear of people who don’t have a phobia
Since I have anti-phobia phobia I’m scared of James since he doesn’t have a phobia.
A huge fear of Linthorpe Road in Middlesbrough. It can be obtained from either driving on walking on linthorpe road. The more exposure to linthorpe road, the worse that your Linthorpe Phobia gets.
Person 1: Were going to Middlesbrough and because of traffic, we are gonna have to drive on linthorpe road.
Person 2: NO! I HAVE LINTHORPE PHOBIA!! PLEASE, DON’T GO ANYWHERE NEAR LINTHORPE ROAD!