Police Officer

1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.

2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.

3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.

Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.

"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."

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Police car

A black and white mixed racial couple.

"Hey you see that police car over there?"

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Police Bus

A bus that takes criminals to jail

That nigga tyrone is riding in the police bus

Oldschool police

Some dude hates new stuff and finds the old stuff always better no matter what, especially in rap.

Person:'' Yo, Post Malone's new album is dummy lit.''
Other person: '' Wtf you listen to post Malone, he is shit, nowadays hipster liberals always listen to crap music''
Person: ''Oh yeah, I forgot that the Oldschool police was patrolling today'.'

Raffle Police

Admins/Mods on STRAB get called this regularly. Used to describe those who sit on facebook all day doing nothing but outing raffle scammers. These people have a large fan-base of 50,000 followers (almost), all of which are single muvvas on bennyfits.

What are you, the raffle police?

bonk police

Someone you horny people wanna run from..

Oh god I’m getting an erection
Oh crap! It’s the bonk police!

speech police

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.

The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.

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