Bloody Pope

When you raw dog a girl who is on her period. You then pull out while the girl gets down on her knees. She holds out her hands as if she is about to receive communion. You then present your bloody dick to her like the body of Christ, and she sucks it.

Her: No I don't want to have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: What if we just Bloody Pope?
Her: Good idea!!

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ice poped

When a man shits in a condom and freezes it for 1 hour then the girl pokes herself with it

I gave your mam a ice poped yesterday

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Pope Tommy

Divine Leader of the Catholic Church of Earth, Pope Tommy is the one almighty worshiper of the great Ryan Nana (creator of all that is good and holy). It is rumored that due to his prayers and sacrifices to the immortal Nana Pope Tommy has been gifted with a grand collection of powers and abilities such as teleportation and moonwalking abilities. The great Pope has amassed many followers who have devoted themselves to the religion and sworn themselves to the way of life... Despite this, the great Pope remains the only follower of Nana to be blessed with the gift of hearing his Godly voice. It is thought soon Pope Tommy will reach peek holy power and will ascend to a greater state of existence.

"All worship the great Pope Tommy"
"And come forth to me Pope Tommy"
"On the 7th Day Nana created Pope Tommy the one and true follower"

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Smash it to the Pope

To Destroy, maim or completely obliterate.

hbarlo11 says :
yea I need you to fix this machine over here before I smash it to the POPE

mrd00d says :
k - on my way

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Black Pope!

Greeting, signifies support for the election of a black pope in 05.
Will soon replace "sup?"

Jimmy: "Black Pope."
David: "Black Pope."
Jimmy: "So, how was the physics test?"

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pope on a rope

A Pope that has or is in the process of being martyred by means of hanging by the neck with a noosed rope. Compare Christ on a stick.

Back in the first few centuries of Papacy many times you saw a pope on a rope.

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Cosmic Pope

1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die

that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit

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