The pounder of a sounder of slampigs.
Guy 1: "Hey man, there's a whole bunch of slampigs in here."
Guy 2: " Oh man, I'd be their sounder pounder."
When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?
Someone who intentionally tries to break someone else's furniture or other property.
Ray (the pounderizer) jumped down on the wooded footrest in an attempt to destroy it.
Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!
when Addison goes to the bar to hang out with the cute bartenders
Addison is planning to be a pig pounder tonight
In Mexico, this term is used to describe a woman so poor she bends over to pick up a "dropped" penny allowing instant access to the glory hole.
Joe: "Hey, I bet if I strategically place this penny, that Mexican chick will bend over to pick it up and I can bang that shit all night!"
Bob: "Yeah, she's such a Penny Pounder. I bet her glory hole is amazing!"