cold pressed

Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.

yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.

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Stress Press

A stress press is where you undergo a series of trials to help make a difficult decision. You begin by rubbing ice cubes on the nipples until the point of extreme nipple hardness, and stiffness. You then squeeze lemons on them making lemon juice and pouring it into a cup, drink this. It will truly help make a decision.

"Sky couldnt choose a highschool, he then presumely Stress Pressed himself, and the decision was quite a bit less of a burden."

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pancake press

Two people turning their backsides closely against each other and pooping, causing the feces to be "pressed like a pancake" inbetween the two bodies. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek hooked up with a girl at Panini's last night. He said it was the time of his life because after intercourse she wanted to do the pancake press. He was skeptical at first. But now all he does is do a solo press against the mirror.

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French Press

The act of sharting while tea bagging.

I was tea bagging Veronica when I felt a fart coming on. When I let it loose, I accidentally sharted all over her face. She laughed it off and thanked me for giving her her first french press.

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lee press-on

(adj.) pertaining to objects that are mass-produced or consumed, easily obtained, or easily installed/deployed/disposed of.

1. Let's mail out our lee press-on form letters!
2. He needed to make a quick dinner, so he picked up some pre-cooked, pre-sliced, pre-seasoned lee press-on chicken.

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pussy press

when you press your pussy up against a glass door

mrs. pluck pressed her pussy against her bedroom window

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press ham

to spread your ass cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.

My ass was ripe when I press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.

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