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Pedaling Prick

A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.

Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!

by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023


Annoying Prick

Somebody who keeps posting the same goblin shark over and over again as a reaction to things at inappropriate times.

Person one: Oh shit my hamster just got back from the vet and he broke his liver
Person two: (posts goblin shark in chat)
Person one: You’re a bloody annoying prick, go eat a brick

by 3027019374729 March 20, 2023


Lanky Prick

A skinny annoying guy like Miniminter

Yo Simon shut up you lanky prick

by Keglen September 19, 2022


prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!

The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022


fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing May 12, 2012


prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud February 19, 2011


Shitting prick

Shitting prick
Shitting prick is someone who is a prick and shits bricks

Lewis is such a shitting prick he says I can’t use the word scran
What a wanker

by Hate stupid cocks June 23, 2019