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A white man wearing a horned hat, who after breaking into the capitol and being arrested; is fed organic food in prison so his tummy wont hurt!
Hey, I heard that weird guy that stormed the capitol had his mommy complain that they he hadn't eaten in days cause the prison didn't serve organic food, and then they actually gave him the organic food he demanded!
Talk about white privilege
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The title a feminist gives a straight white male
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Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!
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The idea that an individual being a supporter of the Republicans or Democrats can give that individual more power and influence than an individual who is a supporter of a nonmainstream political party or an individual who practices political neutrality, because of the fact that most people will be more likely to respect, listen to, and value the opinion of an individual is a supporter of the Republicans or Democrats than an individual who is a supporter of a nonmainstream political party or an individual who practices political neutrality.
Kenny: I heard that Britany had a disagreement with Dylan because some views of his views about climate change didn’t entirely match the views held by her and certain Democratic leaders. They both believe that climate change is occurring, but, because his views didn’t match her views, she refused to even hear him out as to why he held those views and kept shooting down his ideas as to why climate change was occurring.
Isabell: I know that Britany is very strong supporter of the Democratic party and that Dylan is a supporter of the Green Rainbow Party. Britany doesn’t respect of people’s views on political issues unless the individual is a Democrat. A lot of people listen to what she has to say on various political issues, but they seldom listen to what Dylan has to say.
Kenny: Agreed. It sounds like Britany and some other people’s political identity privilege is showing.
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The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.
Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).
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(n.) A fictitious thing that doesn't exist in all recorded time periods preceding the present. Characterized by failing to be an actual thing and failing to be real. Occasionally alluded to when people of anglosaxon descent suggest that 'diversity enrichment' or 'affirmative action' are the cause of a minority's success, as opposed to their unquestionable hardwork and refined skillset. Basically, in the words of our great vice president, a hot, steaming load of malarky.
One day while petting my miniature pet tiger in my penthouse made of polished diamonds, someone subtly suggested I achieved my high power job at my fortune 500 firm via non-white privilege. I paused, then quickly retorted, saying 'That shit's fictitious. Read Kulushi's entry on urban dictionary: that's not even a *thing*.' As they walked away, clearly disgruntled, I cheerfully said 'BYE FELICIA'. I then continued my successful life of disregarding females, acquiring currency and being the inherently badass minority I am.
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A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.
"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."
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The figurative cage that members of a privileged class cannot escape, e.g. being white or male. Enclosed within the cage is all the inherent bonuses one receives due to his or her membership of that group.
"It's tough being aware of my own glass cage of privilege while not being able to do anything significant about it."
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