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A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit
I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises
I think I coined a new term... you know when someone agrees to something but the ducks, dives and avoids messages or conversations about it? It is particularly common here in Stockholm, Sweden among the musicians and just people in general. I call it this the "Stockholm Promise".
Yeah he did the old Stockholm Promise by saying "we should grab a beer/coffee/whatever next week" and then disappears for next X months
The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent
"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"
a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .
don’t go to promise academy!
A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.
Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.
Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.
When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
School full of hoes , dicksuckers ,and pussy no good ass niggas/bitches.
The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t
Josh- we don’t got school, do you?
Jason-ofc I go to bumass promise acedemy