Pulling a Mary

v. surpassing traffic by driving in the turn lane until you have reached your destination

There was so much traffic on the way to the beach, I had to start pulling a Mary.

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Pull a Brayan

To leave a hoe or female after having sexual intercourse one time

- Are you going to pull a Brayanon jess ?

- hell yeah I'm pulling a Brayanon her

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pull a cheek

1. Driving at least 50 mph over the speed limit.
2. The capability of driving a pimp wagon (station wagon) and look good in it.
3. Driving so fast that your butt cheeks pull apart.
4. Referring to Sir Matthew Cheek driving 72 mph in a 25 mph zone.

Don't pull a cheek! You're gonna wreck!

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Pull Out

When the guy pulls his penis out of the pussy before he ejaculates a form of birth control

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! You like to Fuck my little pussy don't you!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Damn your so fine just like your tight little pussy Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Ok pull out now!
Chad : Oh Shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : I SAID PULL OUT!
Chad : I Can't I'm Stuck! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't quit cummin in me!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : CRAP! I'm gonna get pregnant!
Chad : Looks like were gonna be parents!
Kiersten : Help! Help! Help!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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crucial pull

1.a. Picking up a really hot chick at the bar when you're on a big losing streak

1.b. Getting laid after a long layoff

"bro I totally hooked up with her last night, that was a crucial pull"

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Pulling a Mordecai

The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.

Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"

Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."

Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."

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Sweater Pull

When a female with large breasts wears a sweater the chest region expands creating pull on the sweater.

Jenny has nice sweater pull after her boob job.

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