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Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!
a man who sticks in another man's ass.
Typically used as an insult to describe a straight male.
That kids such a pebble pusher.
The opposite of a cock block, a person in favor of their friend getting the d or the v
Person: Penny is a cock pusher, without her me and molly probably wouldn't have had sex.
There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
Dope pusher is like a salesman, who tries to get you to buy his drugs and get you hooked on them so you'll come back for more . Basically the scum of the earth. Don't do it.
Looking for a good high? I've got just what you need. This is what a drug dope pusher does
disambiguation of "pencil pusher" a person with a clerical job involving a lot of tedious and repetitive computer work
J: "Hey team, I just moved all our work projects into JIRA!"
Q: "Jeff, you are such an electron pusher"