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Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”
A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.
bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.
When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.
Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.
Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.
Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.