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biscuit race

a gathering of two or more males who then race to see who can masturbate onto a biscuit (cookie, piece of bread, whatever) first. The last to get off must then eat the biscuit in front of everyone else.

after losing the biscuit race but then had to eat the ritz cracker drenched in his friends manhood

by manrilla14 November 26, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


roll racing

type of racing that starts while both cars are rolling. driver who suggests this may have high horsepower but obviously doesnt know how to race unless the car is already moving

we better do roll racing because i dont know how to win otherwise

by joeshmo409874 February 15, 2009

74๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Case Race

3 people to a team, whoever finishes the case (30 pack) first wins but puking gets your team an automatic disqualification.

everyone's a winner at the case race cause you drink 10 beers. drink a beer get a new one, you win.

by nyb69caseracechamp May 2, 2010

66๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


barrel racing

the best sport ever played on horse back! usually by women bcuz we r smaller...

i participate in a sport called barrel racing every friday and sunday nights.

by barrelracing chic February 18, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


mixed race

A person who is two or more races. For example, a person who has a black mom and white dad. That person is black and white, making him/her mixed race. Most mixed people, especially black/white ones are usually very attractive in which at times they are envied by other people because of it. Also, they are known to be excluded from both racial groups they come from and there are cases in which they are criticized by their own families. They're even looked as inferior to single-raced people. But at the end of the day, they have a right to be part of both/all the races they come from and they have a right to be respected and loved by both sides of the family. They are just the same as everyone else, the only difference is that they are two races in themselves.

Barack Obama, Drake, Tiger Woods, Amanda Marshall and Alicia Keys are all mixed race people.

by sirleibl1 February 20, 2011

209๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grudge Race

In Ohio, currently its where people will get on facebook, talk all kinds of "I'm the fastest there is on the planet" shit. Argue back & forth for days, maybe even weeks, then cry when a wager is asked for. Then they will act like racing for $20 is just as good as hitting the Powerball if you win. Eventually one of them pulls money from 6 of their buddies to raise the $20 & they race.... taking 70 people to a spot all in one long convoy of throttle regurgitating fart cans that sound like 2 gay whales shitting on each other before docking. rolling ever so silently in to a spot at a mind numbing 200 decibels and blistering 24mph. As they line up to stage & come up on power it sounds like a hornets nest inside a metal trash can, inside a clothes dryer echoing for miles. The brake releases and everyone stares at the cars like the scene from Austin Powers when the guy gets run over by a steam roller. 30 minutes later the victor crosses the finish line the same time my domino's pizza shows up. Then comes the tirade of excuses, yo mamma jokes and posturing while docked. The victor will usually go to Brice rd and 2 step for no less than 30 minutes straight while everyone else in the parking lot prays that shitbox explodes or their mom shows up at the lot to take her moms car back home.

Look at them idiots about to grudge race

by LiquidCowboy October 16, 2018

25๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Train racing

A car racing event despite the name. It consists of a 3 car "train" where the first car has the engine and steering, the middle car has nothing but the wheels and the third car has the breaks. Commonly raced on a figure-eight track.

One of the best races to see at CNS (Colorado National Speedway; Erie, CO)

We're going down to CNS to watch train racing.

by Sabrieldier July 3, 2009

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