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The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage
It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage
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1)the worst thing that can possibly happen in any situation involving any asian,azn. when this rare situation occurs during a school fight, it is guaranteed that the asian will beat the opponent in a bloody pulp!
2)when an asian releases it's ancient fighting hormones and gets jackie chan on you. Though it's rare that this happens, it's a bad idea to anger any asian.
3)rage and carnage at it's highest point. very,very dangerous!
*TRUST ME, i experienced this at poly high at CA. This asian dude owned a black dude. blood was everywhere!
black kid 1: lets jump that chink!
black kid 2: are you sure? he might activate his asian rage....
black kid 1: Nah, thats just some made up bullshit. come on, you pussy
black kid 2: a'ight whutever...
(they both went up to the asian guy and starts talking shit)
*asian guy gets pissed off and owns both of them
-later that night in the hospital-
black kid 2: didnt i tell about the asian rage!
black kid 1: fuck!
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A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.
Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!
Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.
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1) When a gamer becomes upset upon not getting his/her way or seeing a noob playing badly.
2) When a nerd sees a popular science-fiction movie, comic book, or other media source improperly quoted, misrepresented, or otherwise flamed.
3) When someone who is especially well-versed in a certain area of academia sees someone who is not as well-versed exhibiting a rather large amount of brain-farting and idiocy in regards to said area of academia.
1) Gamer 1: Oh my God, did you see what that noob just did while playing World of Warcraft? What a retard.
Gamer 2: Careful, don't let your nerd rage get out of hand this time.
2) They made R2D2 talk in that fan fiction?!?! I think I feel my nerd rage coming on!
3) You're telling me you want to STOP polio vaccination because the vaccine killed 8 people in 1990? Don't make me nerd rage on you!
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Rage week is slang for when a woman is on their period - mostly used by males to piss off women or to use it in a funny sentence.
Girl: Ugh, I can't go into the pool because of girl problems.
Boy: It's rage week?
Girl: Shut up!
A unique feeling of anger felt by women when they are faced with the reality that their clothes do not have adequate pockets, if any exist at all.
"Stupid girl pants, why are they all like this!!!" Alice muttered angrily as she tried to stuff her phone AND keys in her tiny pocket. "Pocket rage again, honey?" her husband asked, as he continued to get ready for their outing and comfortably slid his keys, phone and an entire waffle iron into his front pocket.
When you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it pisses the fuck out of you.
Colleague "Good Morning Robert"
Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).