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code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low
-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"
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A synonym for masturbate.
screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
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A (small man), usually, who believes that what he's (read in a book), supersedes anything anyone else knows. Seems to lack in (hands on) experiences, consequently, his friends consist only of mercenaries, missionaries, or martyrs . (Un compassionate,) without the ability to empathize.
Don " How can Kellso say that 'all Germans are (responsible) for Hitlers crimes' and go on to ask
'what they are doing about it' ".
Gersh " yeah, I saw Hans (roll his eyes,) on his escape to the bathroom! what an Eric the Read!"
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Nic Read is the most attractive guy in the world, he is extremely hot and has a amazing body. Nic Read is so amazing in every single way and he means the world to someone. He has a really cute face and he is GREAT kisser. I love Nic Read so much i could honestly marry this sexy guy haha.
Nic Read is the most amazing person ever.
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Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.
Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.
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A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape
- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school
Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing
Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!
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Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.
The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"
"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
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