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Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.

Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!

by vanman_57 June 11, 2011

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Cranial - rectal syndrome

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.

Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.

by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017

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geneva rectal boundary

The Geneva Rectal Boundary is the point in the anus at which no man, woman, strap on, vibrator, sentient pleasure machine or natural disaster may penetrate, as it has been declared a war crime. It's generally accepted to be 89 kilometres deep.

TJ was arrested for traveling 89 kilometres deep... Poor sod. Should've read up on the geneva rectal boundary

by Mr. Tiddles12345678910699 February 10, 2014


oral-vaginal-rectal

Also known as OVR, or "Three Slits," it is considered the holy trinity of incessant hedonistic tantric copulation that covers not only the 'yoni,' but includes the 'ฤs' and the 'gud' resulting in an immense orgasmic explosion that could metaphorically be compared to the big bang in the release of sexual energy.

The yoga date last night ended up in OVR (oral-vaginal-rectal) at home. It couldn't possibly have gone better.

by U Tgb January 15, 2018


Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass

John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion

by EllieJewFace September 4, 2007

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Naso-rectal-ectomy

The removing of one's nose from up another one's ass.

She should go in and have a naso-rectal-ectomy...her nose is way too brown..

by Just Right September 26, 2011

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tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.

I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure

by uhgfouf July 14, 2006

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