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When a women sucks things into their vagina, much like a vaccum.
When I lost my keys, it turns out I accidently reverse queefed them.
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Sexual position similar to the scorpion or the wheelbarrow. In this poistion, with the downward facing female's legs pulled up (as in the wheelbarrow) the male turns about face (creating ass on ass contact) and fucks his girl in a backward fashion.
This move was popularized by the pro skateboarder and satellite radio host Jason Ellis.
Note: Confused? Many men contend that this position is impossible but that is only because their dicks are most likely too small to pull it off.
Caution: There is a serious risk of phallic injury while performing this act. Make sure your chick is able to balance herself well and allow no sudden jerky movements.
girl:"I got drunk last night and went home with Bernard. He did this thing that he called a reverse scorpion to me. I was truly disgusted but I'm going out with him again on Saturday night."
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When a person runs to the bathroom, pinching back powerful and urgent forces, only to find upon reaching the toilet a large and dry expulsion of gas.
See also warnecke.
Man, I feel much better. I thought that shrimp had turned but it was just a reverse warnecke.
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A classic comeback in which you re-state part of what the person said and place emphasis on the word YOU or YOU'RE.
Double Reversal
(Friend 1) - That shirt looks stupid
(Friend 2) - YOU look stupid
OR
(Friend 1) - Slow down, you are driving to fast
(Friend 2) - YOU'RE driving to fast
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The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.
Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me
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The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.
This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!
The Russian Reversal in action...
In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!
In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!
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Reverse psychology: a persuasion technique involving the false advocacy of a belief or behavior contrary to the belief or behavior which is actually being advocated. This technique relies on the psychological phenomenon of reactance, in which a person has a negative emotional response in reaction to being persuaded, and thus chooses the option which is being advocated against.
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