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An extremely funny and intelligent Canadian Comedian whose comedy focuses mainly on Canada, its politics, culture, and people.
He is best known as the host of the Rick Mercer Report as well as for his role on This Hour Has 22 Minutes, and for having hosted the CBC comedy special Talking to Americans.
Did you catch the Mercer Report this week? Rick Mercer sure made fun of Prime Minister Harper, eh?
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songwriter, producer, of the late 70's and 80's
Ya wannna smoke with the ole boy Rick James?
I offer you a truce...the stickiest of the icky
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1. A cocaine driven music artist
2. Dave Chappelle
"I'm Rick James Bitch"
"Chalie Murphy....Unity"
"Fuck yo coach nigga"
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug"
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When one fucks a black girl from behind wearing only high socks and a patented Rick Steves money belt.
Dawg, I was Rick Steving It last night with this ghetto Jamaican chick.
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Comes in two varieties; oral sex or vaginal sex. Can only be implemented against sexually inexperienced girls and usually only once.
In the oral context, a Dirty Rick is where your new girlfriend is giving you a fierce blow job, but before she began she told you that she did not want you to cum in her mouth or on her face and wanted you to announce when you would shoot your load. You agree to her terms to get the blow job. Then, as she's going to town on your dick, you waiting until he is fully inhaling you and then let loose a torrent of cum in her mouth. She will immediately spit out your still spurting cock. Before she can start yelling at you, you apologize profusely and blame it on purported premature ejaculation problems that you have. She will be so caught off guard by your honestly and because she will not want to emasculate you any further, she will refrain from yelling and instead will finish milking your spurting cock with her hand as she silently spits out your jism and wipes it from her face. Then, the key is to break up with her before her girlfriends are able to tell her that 15 minutes is not premature.
In the vaginal context, a Dirty Rick is where your new girlfriend and you and going to have sex for the first time and she tells you to use a rubber. You agree to the terms to get her in the sack. You pull out a condom, undo it, and pretend like you are applying it to your dick. Then when she assumes the position, you never actually apply it and stick your unjammied jimmy in her snatch and go to town like a piston engine. Then when you are ready to cum, you pull out and unload all over her stomach. Just before she can start screaming at you, you confess that the condom must have fallen out because of your size of your purported small dick. She will be caught so off guard by your purported honesty and not wanting to further emasculate you that she will silently rub your jism into her skin on her stomach, tits, arms, and thighs like sun tan oil. The key is to break up with her shortly thereafter before her girlfriends can tell her that a nine inch dick is way above normal and she was just fooled into letting some guy jizz all over her.
That little honey of a freshman was right out of high school so I dirty ricked her last week and have not called her since.
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After having sex, remove the condom, grab the tip of the condom with your thumb and forefinger, Pull back on the other end of the condom and flick it into the unsuspecting victims face , if all goes well you'll have a girl with cum all over her face and a red mark from the point of impact, Extra points for hitting her in the eye.
Dude i gave sally a Rick special last night, she dumped me.
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a term used by rappers to tell the world that lyrically there penis is bigger than a house, or other similar large object. without having it bleeped for radio friendlyness.
another use might be "Rickies Huge"
the same definition applys.
"Ricks Danglin" in this muhfucka, let em kno.
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