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place. Cosmopolitan Albertan city ideally located where the heart of the glacial gravel deposits meet the shoulder of the Rocky Mountain alluvial boulder accretions. Industry is quite diversified. Factories where large limestone rocks are pummeled into dust for concrete manufacturing stand arm-in-arm with factories where gravel is carefully sieved for concrete manufacturing.
David Thompson, a Welshman posing as a Scottish Hudson Bay surveyor under an assumed accent, is honoured with a museum and re-created wooden fort on the less-dusty side of town. Each summer a festive re-creation of the stripping of the area's resources by Europeans with an exaggerated sense of entitlement is staged by local actors dressed as fur traders. Lemonade is available.
Shooting Wapiti, deer, rapids, muskrats, mallards, stoneys, goldeye and pool are popular pursuits as are participating in rodeo events and living life large.
Education is a priority as is participation in civic government and watching hockey. Some of the best hockey players in the world have come from near Rocky Mountain House and it is fondly remembered by many players as the place where they first scored.
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Let's go to Rocky Mountain House this week-end. We could watch the rodeo, buy a sack of gravel and get our windshield repaired.
So many windshield repair shops! You think there might be a bit too much gravel out that way?
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A Woman/Girl that is outdoorsey, hardened to the elements, Unfeminine, wears mens type clothes, no makeup, callused hands, manlike and typically unwanted by men.
How did that girl look up close?--- dude, you dont want her, she's rocky mountain hard...
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A brief, or ad-hoc summary of a course of action or state of affairs provided off the cuff without time to validate or commit to assumptions.
Often including humorous and grandiose metaphors that reflect the gravity or ridiculousness of the situation.
“Hey John could you give me the rocky rebel rundown for why we didn’t hit the Q3 growth targets? “
John d “Sure , the targets were full of crap and Paul’s magical mystery plan didn’t fucking work”
Paul: Here is my rocky rebel rundown of the plan: there was no plan , we made a plan , some things worked , a meteor crashed into the building and we need a new plan” .
A combination sexual act involving the Montana Monorail, Colorado Chocolate Blizzard, Idaho Twister, Wyoming Waffle, utah rainy day, Arizona Facial, and new mexico rodeo. The exact order of acts is not relevant, however due to probable injuries requiring a hosptial stay we sugggest the utah rainy and Wyoming Waffle be done last. Keep in mind the Wyoming Waffle may cause crimainal charges, but if you are bold enough you can follow it with a Mississippi Bullwhip. However, this would not be keeping in tune with the theme of this sexaul act.
Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.
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When performing the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce, the girl starts laughing, so you knock her out with a right hook.
Dude, I met this girl on MySpace who wants the Philadelphia Rocky Ending...I think I'm in love.
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Rocky Mountain High, contrary to popular belief, is not a feeling of euphoria induced by living in Colorado. It is actually a chemical-induced haze from massive THC exposure on the University of Colorado campus, which is coincidentally located in Boulder, Colorado. The methods by which Rocky Mountain High (RMH from here on to save time) are not fully known, however there are several theories as to how this occurs. This theory suggests that a combination of a lower partial pressure of oxygen due to elevation, an enormous amount of ethanol in the area, and the unsanitary conditions brought on by university students result in higher vulnerability to the effects of THC. RMH sets in, on average, within 5 minutes of entering the city limits of Boulder. Some PhD-wielding experts disagree with this theory. However, they are all suspected to be under the effects of RMH and so their theories will not be listed here. Another theory is that these experts are on crack. Even though RMH has been long known to the denizens of Colorado, it has surprisingly avoided the notice of the medical community, and is first documented in the popular John Denver song of the same name. People stricken with this condition display a pathological love of the beauty of the rocky mountains, including but not limited to climbing up trees to protect loggers, having multiple orgasms when seeing one of the many spectacular sunsets. The Rocky Mountains being highly addictive, all people who are living within its boundaries become instant addicts, and this sadly includes some cuddly and not-so-cuddly furry animals. Animals which are affected by this addiction will often cease eating and die of starvation, lest they consume the blood and meat of another creature. It is believed that RMH lead to the evolution of wolves and carnivorous rabbits. Symptoms of RMH include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, seeing fire raining in the sky, talking to God and hearing a casual reply, sharing beer, taking shots, and hazy vision. These symptoms, if left unchecked, can escalate to headache, stumbling, blindness, hazy vision of the victim becoming visible, unconsciousness and fraternity membership.
The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullabye...Rocky Mountain high.
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The act of performing anal sex with a girl then titty fucking her leaving a streak between her breasts thus resembling a highway between the mountains.
I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a rocky mountain highway. She was washing shit off her chest for days.
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