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When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.
At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.
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The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.
Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?
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When a woman is on her period and you are eating her out, getting your Red Wings. When you finish the job you drag your head, from the tip of your nose to the back of your head.
Dude, I was getting my Red Wings last night when I topped it off with a double banger! I got a Roman Helmet too!
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The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.
I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.
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The type of guy who says yes to a million no's!
Shall the S.O.P.A. act fail to pass?
Congress and brainwashed people: NO!
The Roman Rich: YES!
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The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.
Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.
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