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The most beautiful person ever. You are lucky if she is in your life. She lights up the world. Never let go of her.
Leo: omg Rowan Bisgrove is such a hotty
When you get a little too tipsy at the senior feastival and you must take the fattest dump of your life.
Brandon: "Yo, I had a little too much Kirkland Water and I'm feeling kind of bad. I think I'm going to take a Rowdy Rowan real quick!"
Rowan: "Bro, please stop saying Rowdy Rowdy!"
Brandon: "Nah bro. When your stomach's getting cloudy, then you got to get rowdy!"
Taking a Rowdy Rowan means to take the fattest, juiciest, dirtiest crap of your life. Your toilet will never be the same again.
"Yo man, my stomach is killing me, I think ima have to pull a Rowdy Rowan on your toilet." - Brandon
"Bro, I keep telling you, stop saying Rowdy Rowan when you gotta take a mean dump!" - Rowan
the most fucking emo man EVER from underrated gay fantasy musical the art of pleasing princes written by mel hornyak and composed by elliot valentine lee
person 1: oh my god that guy is such a rowan astor!
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.