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Rugby

A sport for individuals who wish to blow out their knees (much like American football), yet concurrently not have the money to afford knee surgery.

Robert: Hey! Did you end up fixing up your knee you injured playing Rubgy?

Liam: Not yet! I'm only making 20k playing Major League Rugby.

by DeliriumWebster January 29, 2022


Rugby World Cup

a international rugby union competition which takes place every 4 years between some of the worlds best rugby union teams. the most notable teams are south africa and new zealand who have both won the competition 3 times with south africa winning the tournament against england 32-12 in japan

what are your plans today mate
watching the rugby world cup with the lads
whos playing
south africa and new zealand mate, big one this

by big fat tubby October 2, 2023


8th in rugby

The most Amazing player on the pitch they are fast yet strong nimble yet solid and most useful all arounder they are easily the best players on that pitch

Ben Gatfield is speedy and strong he beets the crap out of people 8th in rugby is really hard to play

by 8 rugby May 31, 2019


2016 Ireland rugby tour of South Africa

A summer test series which happened in 2016 which south africa won 2-1, the irish thought they would have a chance in beating the springboks after winning the 2015 six nations but they had a bang average year in the 2016 edition finishing 3rd behind wales, the men in green thought they could pass the south africa test in flying colours but they thought wrong. they just couldnt take the heat of the springboks which saw the irish lose the series 2-1

the 2016 Ireland rugby tour of south africa was pretty one sided dont you think?

yeh, but it gives the players some time to learn dont it
i guess your right

by big fat tubby December 16, 2023


armoured rugby

Whatever those kids across the ocean(america) are playing. Another term used to describe the so called "american football" which any sensible person would agree that name is shit. Kind of like rugby but players have to wear padding and armour and look like they're fighting a war on the pitch hence the name armoured rugby.

American 1: did you catch the game of football yesterday?
Brit 1: football? Which league?
American 1: the super bowl?
Brit 1: ohh you mean the armoured rugby game

by Clone February 12, 2024


rugby twat

A rugby player that thinks he's solid but realises that he is the biggest pussy in his year/school.

you are a rugby twat!

by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019


Rugby ball

Floatation device

Can be used to float

You drown

I give you rugby ball

You float

by Luke is not funny March 22, 2022