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An incredible card game in which the objective is to complete the longest "run" of cards as possible by predicting if the next card in the deck is higher or lower than the last one. The game is started by asking the player who's turn it is the question, "Red or black?". If they guess correctly, the first card remains on the table and they begin their run.
Players are not forced to name only higher or lower, they may also opt to go with "same". If "same" is called, and the card next in the deck is the same as the current showing card, they are inducted into the prestigious "same hall of fame" due to the extremely low odds that a player has of making a "same" call and succeeding.
If the same card comes up and the player named higher or lower, everyone points at the card and yells "SAME!". This process is executed three times. If a player loses on any of the following cards, special phrases are yelled.
Queen - THAT BITCH!
Jack - SON OF A BITCH!
Two - DUECED UPON!
If any of these conditions are met, and the card happens to be the same card that was just shown, any combination of "SAME!" and the appropriate phrase above may be used in the yell, not to exceed four yells.
The game never ends.
"Hey, want to play Morgan's Run?"
"Hell yeah. That game is awesome."
30 Minutes Later:
SAME!
THAT BITCH!
SAME!
THAT BITCH!
The post-coital dash to the nearest bathroom or paper towel suppository for general clean-up. Esp. where one lacks the foresight to store a Jizz Towel or other under the bed.
"Hey Stevo, Laura's dad totally busted me mid jizzy-run last night; I was sporting a semi and a handful of loo-roll. Talk about uncomfortable moments..."
Say yes to every chick on tinder for a predetermined amount of time. Then watch the tanks roll in, and reap what you sow bro.
Picking were slim at the local dive, so we went on a Yes run to try and fuck some local tanks.
Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit
Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?
Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!
When a male places a large round doughnut around his penis and proceeds to then have anal intercourse with a woman. When about to ejaculate, the male will pull out and "glaze" the donut with his semen. Finally, the female will eat the glazed donut.
Guy 1: "My girl was hungry last night"
Guy 2: "you didn't...."
Guy 1: "you're damn straight I took her for a doughnut run"
verb: When hoovering over the seat of a port-o-let and letting the juice go all over the seat, making worksite art.
A quick usually one day trip where you aren't bound to hotels or solid plans.
I'm gonna make a freedom run to the beach tomorrow.