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rusty girder

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

by Chivchovs October 25, 2017


rusty ratchet

An older woman that makes ratchet decisions.

That rusty ratchet can't get her shit together.

by Redneck Mac December 5, 2015


Rusty Knot

A two-person version of Naked Twister where each player starts the game with one fist or foot fully inserted inside the other person's anus. As the twisting develops, eventually both people become entangled and the grip of the anal sphincter can no longer hold tug of the engulfed appendage, causing an eruption of anal fluids that covers the participants in a cocktail of their own fecal matter, limbs twisted together, resembling a rusty knot similar to the ones historically found on fishing boats on the docks of west Manhattan in the early-to-mid 1800s.

Chloe was going to go for the usual Sunday blumpkin, but the smell of salty sea air aroused her senses into rummaging through the board game cabinet and unveiling Rusty Knot. The boys were not disappointed.

by SamtheSlasher September 8, 2017


Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.

I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.

by Mamfucker69 February 24, 2018


rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".

I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.

by LeslieMiller January 8, 2020


Rusty Brusselers

The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.

"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"

"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"

by Pigeonsrus February 9, 2019


rusty barge

the defication that comes out of the anus while being Tug Boated. (same as motor boating, only done in the butt cheeks instead of the breasts)

While she was sticking her face in his ass giving him a tug boat, he deficated, hence, giving her a rusty barge.

by Roadhouse Bitches August 26, 2012