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Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.
GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.
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A person who tends to look at other peoples screens in hopes of beating them at any or all first person shooters. He uses the justification that one only plays games to win -- and to achieve this goal it's fine to screen look. A.K.A Brad Baum
Brad Baum, you're such a screen looker. You will leave a hollow life if you continue to do so.
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A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?
I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.
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a person in the workplace who refuses to leave his/her computer screen for lunch or any other break
Joe is such a screen slaver; he eats at his desk every day.
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When someone posts a black screen it means they want to be penetrated.
“Yo Robins just posted a black screen he must want to be penetrated.”
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Use of a computer, iPod, TV, etc. Hated by parents but loved by kids/teenagers.
Mom: Go get some exercise
Kid: no way, I'm too busy with this epic screen time!
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When you have worked online for ages staring at the screen or spent the day surfing.
I have been working online all day long, my eyes kill...I am screened out
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