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life is shrek
life is everything
shrek is everything
its never ogre
shrek is love
shrek is life
what would we do with our prayers
when shrek made light
The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrek’s babies.
“I love Shrek so so much. I’d do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”
Dude, i watched shrek is love last night!
It hurt, but I do it for Shrek.
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A giant green man child who strives to grab people by the swamp
Yo its trump! No that's not trump, it's shrek!
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A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.
Hey Shrek Bongo! How are you today?
I am alright I guess
when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"
"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"
weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.
Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?