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the signal stretch

when youre in class and you cant get signal on your cell phone, so you put your phone in your hand and raise your hands in the air pretending your stretching in an attempt to get better signal.

Yo i saw stew doing the signal stretch, i wonder if hes texting zowe!

Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!

by DANNYBOY691337 May 13, 2010


Triple Stretch

When a female puts 3 dicks in her ass

She likes to get triple Stretch

by Nyrac July 30, 2023


Stretch it to meet the needs of a nation

The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.

Take Three and Eighteen and stretch it to meet the needs of a nation.

by arson.tm January 22, 2022


Rush Inn stretch

To slowly pull and massage your penis in a public restroom

When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch

by Whiskey Ben April 8, 2021


Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024


Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon

"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"

by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021


Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard

Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops

by Mr.slimeballT September 20, 2023