Sammie

My best friend. She is the prettiest girl in my school even though she thinks she is ugly. She is a blonde and so am I. She normally says "build a bridge and get over it." or is in her happy place. Twilight fanatic. And She Is in love with music. She Is very Skinny But not Too Skinnny. She Is Beautiful With A HUGE Butt. Her Eyes Change Color She Is 1/3 Known Memebers Of THe ICO.

Me:Stop Trying to act like Sammie.
Sammie:Im Not Trying To Act Like Sammie I Am Sammie You Egg.
Me:Oh Yea.
That Is What We Talk About Eggs And Jimmy.

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sammy sosa

he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit

like I said who gives a shit

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Sammy U

An affectionate nickname referring to Samford University, located in Birmingham, AL.

I can't wait to get back to my Sammy U!

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Sammy L

See Samuel L. Jackson

Bad Mutha Fucka
See Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown

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sammy sosa

when someone won't be smart, ever.

john's such a sammy sosa sometimes, like, i remember once when he was trying to kiss my dad and my dad was all "i'm not having that" and he's all "but dude, i like dudes" and then tony comes outr of nowhere and he's all brodical and i'm like "whoa man"

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catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

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Sammie

A frilly man thong.

He was wearing a 'Sammie' - so hot. I practically had an orgasm!

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