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One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time
That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?
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A phrase used mostly by people who don't believe in Satan to agitate religous zealots of the Judeo-Christian mythology.
Some bigot told me I'm going to hell because I support equal rights for all. I responded, "Hail Satan!"
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The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)
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The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.
I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.
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Also referred to as a "monster-bomb" or "Vodka Monster", is an alcoholic beverage with ingredients of both Monster Energy Drink and any non-flavored vodka of choice. The combination of the vodka and energy drink often wakes a person up and also give's a buzz. Commonly contains one can of Monster and two or more shots of vodka.
"He's been drunk all day and hasn't passed out."
"He must have been drinking Satan's Sidekick all day."
another word for Hillary Clinton
Hi I'm Mark Dice here with another episode of liberal lunatics... Hillary Satan said that fake news was the reason she lost the election
The smell of a deadly fart after eating White Castle or Mexican food.
Brad cheated on his wife Amy, once she found out she went out and ate at White Castle. After hours of eating she came home and sat on his pillow and Satan Steam poured out of her ass. When Brad got home from work he went straight to bed, once his head touched the Steamed pillow he threw up all over himself.