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When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.
This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.
Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating
Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce
Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.
Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.
Guy 1: is there any treatment?
Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
Homosexual and/or Elmo dressed up as a scarecrow.
Dan's Scare-mo costume totally rocks.
When you're avoiding a question and wana ghost a bitch
When can you hang out? “ I’m scared, someone hold me tight”
Phrase
One who is being obnoxiously loud/ over excited.
Levi, settle down your scaring the goat!
when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober
“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”
Phrase
A term referring to one who is overly loud or unnecessarily excited
Levi, settle down please, you’re scaring the goat!
Calm down, no reason to scare the goat