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When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.
I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.
When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.
This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.
Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating
Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce
Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.
Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.
Guy 1: is there any treatment?
Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you
hey I was dad scared last night
When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out
I just had a brown scare at work today
When you're avoiding a question and wana ghost a bitch
When can you hang out? “ I’m scared, someone hold me tight”
When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!