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Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.
"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"
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I'm Phil Swift Here With Flex Seal!
Flex Tape Was Such A Big Meme They Had To Make Flex Seal.
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The act of wacking off in a condom, flipping it inside out, and fucking your girl.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.
Pete waited for nancy (after wacking it hard) after her long working day and decided to give her a nice wet seal.
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Tatoo above the crack of a woman's ass. Tramp Stamp
Sam, "Do you think that Bitch is a virgin."
Bill, "No Sam I noticed her seal of approval."
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To have sex with someone other than your long distance kind of boyfriend to whom you have promised fidelity.
Her : "I'm going out with Josh tonight"
Him : "Don't break the seal"
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The act of sliding down the stairs, face first on your stomach. usually done while completely shitfaced for party entertainment.
steve's dirty seal last night at sara's was off the hezzy son.
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After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.
My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.
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