hottest thing ever. turns me on everyday. I would love to see a hot girl shart.
omg I'm so horny
i wanna see a hot girl shart
When you fart and the air propels some shit out of your ass. This is usually unexpected and embarrassing and happens more often when you are sick and have diarrhea. Throw away your underwear after this happens.
Always fart slowly to ensure that you don't shart your pants.
shitting and farting at the same time
I jest took a shart in the sink
When you try to fart and shit on yourself
"I was farting all day, when I got home...turns out I was sharting
When you think it's going to just be a fart, so you let it out, but you realize that you just shit yourself a little.
"What's the bad smell?"
"Oh sorry man I just shart a little."
It’s when u think u just farted but instead u come to realize that u just covered ur undies in Nutella
Hey derick I have to go to the bathroom ASAP rocky.
Oh shit did u fart?
No I think i SHARTED