Shed bunny

Someone you fuck but don't allow anyone to know about because you're embarrassed by it.

Dude1: "hey Mark I saw you with your shed bunny the other day"
Dude2: "oh god... no... I can explain"

Shed Kid

A person who is one with Shed. Constantly saying "shed things" and stapling anything that moves.

OG Shed kid- Din Harper.

"Look at that Shed kid on his Shed bike. Sheeeeeeeeds

Shed-Faced

A term used to symbolize the execution of getting shit-faced drunk in a Shed.

Let's get Shed-Faced tonight.

Shed Bombing

The act of one person taking a massive dump upon another's bare arse.

John : Has Ron passed out again?! He's always getting so wasted!
Smith : I suggest we shed bomb him. That'll wake the fucker up!

Newsreporter : after the recent rise in shed bombing, police are urging caution and vast suppies of toilet paper.

juicy shed

When a a group of gay men have sex in a shed, leaving seamen drenched on the walls

Hey Dad, wanna create a juicy shed?

Sure son, I'll do it if I can invite my friends.

get shed of

To depart with, lose or avoid. Origin, to shed water like a duck.

I could not get shed of the creep who was stalking me.

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.