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His ancestor graeme shields looks like an autistic skely bones.
yo graeme shields why can't i pop u after a big shield bruh
ur kinnaw
The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!
Person 2: w h at
Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.
Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.
What every single dude needs to wear when he goes out on the town at night. It comes in two models- stainless steel buns and plasma offender repulsion. Stainless steel lets people know you're well defended (and leaves your enemy with marks and bad dreams), while plasma offender repulsion lets you make sure the offender will never offend again.
After slipping on a package of cottage cheese, Steve was saved from mass absolute bangage by his stainless steel buns intrusion shield.
a nipple shield is a bra.
wow! she got a new stylish nipple shield!
Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.
Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."