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Camel Skid Toe

A person who has camel toe, also has skid at the same. The skid would be were the camel toe is.

Jessica: 'Whats that on that girls pants!?'
Chad: 'Thats a camel skid toe!'
Jessica: 'Thats gross!'

by Chad Mather October 26, 2011


non skid dildo

A U. S. Navy term typically used by enlisted sailors when the Navy fucks you again. Derived from the non skid coating on the outer decks of ships that tears up any exposed skin if you fall and is very uncomfortable to take a knee on.

Sailor 1: "So you heard deployment for extended?"
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."

Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."

Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."

by Fuck this shit, I'm out. October 5, 2018


Alabama skid mark

Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.

1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark

by Savage20 October 6, 2021


national skid stain

A person or group of people the knowingly or unknowingly embarrass their nation weather it be political, or just publicity.

Did you see those comments from gamergate, this is going to turn into another national skid stain.

by RocThatDameWOLF October 31, 2014

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skid on me boops

Cum on my Tits, Bust on my Breast

"i sure would enjoy letting that guy skid on me boops"

by Joe M+Matt S May 6, 2008

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Toilet Skid mark

A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car

dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally

by Asian Inv4sian August 8, 2009

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


skid-mark

When a guy pulls his cock out of a bitch's twat and wipes the poo on her ass cheeks.

Girl 1: How was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.

by bulldog07 May 15, 2006

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