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Skittle Pox is the new, politically correct name for Monkey Pox, with the Skittles Rainbow being a veiled symbolism for the Gay Pride flag.
"Hey, did you know that Johnny Dribble has the Skittle Pox all over his body - he told me to 'taste the rainbow', but that's just gross."
The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.
Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?
Person2: You just got skittle jacked!
Person1: Damn! Not again!
A person that is even gayer than the average gay
Bro Sam over there is a “Skittle Bob”, he was dating 3 guys at once bro.
when you pass a kidney stone out your pee hole.
"dude, i though i was giving birth but it was just another dick skittle."
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You cum in a girls belly button and let it harden so she can eat it.
Dude, i gave this prostitute a white skittle last night. She says it's her favorite flavor.
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It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!
As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!
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When a girl has herpes and makes a guy eat skittles out of her vag. He then eats a herpes cluster along with the skittle not realizing it. The girl's herpes is so bad it's in skittle sized clumps.
"Dude, don't even think about it. She has skittle herpes."
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