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Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.
"You tryna take another lap, bro?"
"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"
"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."
When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.
Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)
A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.
After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.
While a female is in doggy style position she farts in the nose of her partner as his tounge is buried deep inside her snatch.
The dirty bitch gave me a sneaky skunk while I was ploughing her pussy with my tounge
someone’s exercising their Medical Marijuana card…
“Bro you smell that beach skunk?”
“Smells like a beach skunk”
someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina
He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.
Combination of skunked and outsmarted.
Someone who pulls out all stops to make another person so stigmatized that they lose their job, marriage, etc. This might be done out of jealousy or revenge. But the person has stooped so low and what they've done is so stinky that they fail to realize others can plainly see they're lying and cheating. So the stink they try to put on someone else comes back on them. Everyone knows what they've done and noone will go near them.
She really out skunked herself when she tried to get her boyfriend to divorce his wife. After all, he's a married man with three kids between him and his wife. And she's trying to convince her boyfriend his wife is cheating on him?!? Really now, anyone can see it's her not the wife doing the cheating.