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When many users mute a channel on Slack to avoid useless notifications, but the authors have noticed. So they post on others channels to make sure those users received the notifications. In the long run, those others channels will also endup being muted, since they now throw useless notifications.
Each iteration of this circle increase the number of channels the authors need to post to and the number of muted channels by the users.
- "People only post memes in #news"
- "I know, I muted that channel."
- "Me too, but they realized it! Now they post in #news, #global and #admin to be sure we see them."
- "Oh no, I'll mute those too."
- "It's the circle, the circle of slack" 🎵🦁👑🎵
The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.
Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.
Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.
Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz
A desirable, dignified woman who fulfills the duties of a man's wife/girlfriend while the wife/girlfriend reaps the benefits of her labor. The man seeks/uses the SQ to take up his wife's/girlfriend's slack but is still committed to making sure his wife/girlfriend is cherished on the forefront. Unfortunately, he manipulates the SQ into believing she is just as relevant as his wife/girlfriend who doesn't fulfill his needs consistently. ( other titles: side chick, mistress, other woman, secret lover) ("Slack" refers to limited or no.... cooking, love-making, comforting, or helping with any thing a man may need.)
The CEO called his Slack Queen (SQ) to bring him lunch because his wife didn't feel like coming out in the cold. After lunch, he thanked the Slack Queen (SQ), and then went home to pick his wife up to take her on a trip to Italy.
Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"
When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.
"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi