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Drinking syrup (cough syrup, lean)
I'm just smoking weed and sippin slow
Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.
What do you think of the new guy?
I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker
Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends
Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.
Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.
Your brain moves slow mentally
2person- how do you spell slow-witted
person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted
2person- what does slow-witted mean???
To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.
Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.
The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.
Don't worry about him he's slow faceted