The act of eating ass; annalingus
E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.
When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob
Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft
That guy Phil is always slurping his girlfriends gimlet.
Hey babe, I remember when I was slurping gimlet on your friends couch.
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The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.
When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.
"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
A pussy slurp is a wetter version of a queef
Girl I don’t know what you trying to hide but that noise was a pussy slurp
Living happy and unapertured , irrespective of whatever challenge you are facing.
Lost your job? Problem no dey finish, Slurp Life