Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

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Hiawatha Snack

THe act of taking a dump in a burger or sub wrapper and leaving it in a restaurant for the public or a restaurant employee to find.

That waiter sucked so i left him a Hiawatha Snack under the table.

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Snack Train

When a group of friends all get up at the same time to get snacks. Usually the group walks in single file to obtain the snacks. If the the snack station is lacking then the snack train derails.

friend 1 "Anybody wanna get snacks?"
friend 2 "Snacks buddy?"
friend 1 "All aboard the snack train!"

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overlapping snacking

when you treat yourself to a snack while preparing another

I was making a toastie so i thought I'd do some overlapping snacking so i went and treated myself to a mars bar while the toaster did it's thang

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Pity snack

The inferior snack a co-worker or friend offers you AFTER they eat a delicious, far superior snack right in front of your face. The snack they will choose to not share with you will usually involve large quantities of butter cream icing. You will ALWAYS be miserable and on a diet when said scenario occurs.

Debra offered me some 100 Calorie Snackwell's, but only after she ate the oh-so-yummy chocolate Ele cupcake in front of me. She must really hate me to offer me such a pity snack. :(

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SNACK

ALSO NOWN AS, SHNOCK, SHNACK, SNOKKKKK, SNAKAFLAPJACKBADYPACKWITHANICKNACKGIVEADOGASNACKMAK

THERE ISNT A CLEAR DIFINITION, IT CAN BE USED IN MANY DIFFERENT CONTEXTS TO REPLACE A WORD YOU DONT WANT SOMEBODY TO KNOW. IT IS OFTEN USED BETWEEN KAMRON , LOONATIC AND ARTHUR AND HAS NOW BEEN ADAPTED INTO EVERYDAY CONVERSATION. SEE BELOW:

KAMRON: I SAW CRYSTAL YESTERDAY

ART: DID YOU GET A SNACK?

KAMRON: OOH I GOT A WHOOOOLE LOT A SNACK BABE

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LOONATIC: IM GAY
ART: REALLY ME TOO!
LOONATIC: COME HERE AND SHNACK ON ME BABE

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Fruit Snack

A petite male homosexual; one who is "snack-sized", if you will. See also: Pocket Gay

Nikko: Look at Sean! He's sooooo tiny!

Scott: Yep! He's just a little fruit snack!

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