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A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!
Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."
A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."
An Angry Sneeze is when a male ejaculates into his partner's nose and his partner sneezes it out.
I went to jerk off on her face and accidentally gave her an angry sneeze.
A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.
A clamorous, spasmodic, and piercing spray of noise and mucus droplets released suddenly from the nostrils without warning.
I was about to fall asleep in bed and he suddenly scream sneezed so loud that it made me pee myself and fly off the bed. I can only imagine what the neighbors must think.
When you yell too loud for too long before and or after you sneeze, generally to annoy or amuse people
Milo has one hell of a Scream Sneeze"
Indeed he does