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Toilet paper that is stuck to your asshole. Then gets wet from toilet water and gets your asshole wet
My asshole got wet from a soggy clingger
A wet willy except instead of in the ear you put your saliva soaked finger in between someone's toes.
Aka- Soggy Piglet
I gave him a soggy piggy while he was sleeping.
That soggy piglet felt nasty!
A nipple that takes a long time to get hard/ never gets hard. Flat nipple
Oh my god Brenda your nipples are so soggy, ew you have soggy nipples.
Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)
Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.
Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!
When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids
Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown
When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.
Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.
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